Letter of Request...
To the higher powers above, Please be advised that we have been receiving more than our fair share of shipments of 2x4's to be used in taking whacks in the lives of our combined families. Please consider spacing future shipments out over greater stretches of time as this would be more amenable to all. Your humble employee, Christen ********************** Dear Christen, We are dreadfully sorry for any pain caused by the over-shipment of 2X4 lumber! Our flunkies have been in contact with the shipping department. I am very pleased to report that the diligent oversight by this committee has paid handsome dividends. But enough about us. The aforementioned flunkies reported that the 2X4 shipment will terminate today! Commencing tomorrow, 4x4 lumber shall ship instead. Kind regards, The Grand High Supreme Exalted Executive Manglement Committee ***************** Dear Higher Power Management, Thank You for your rapid response regarding recent concerns surrounding ov...