"She's Ridiculous!"
Interesting how doing the same thing one would do when perceived as a guy is suddenly inappropriate for a woman.... So yesterday we stopped at BJ's on our way back north with my spouse's nephew in tow. I was in guy mode, albeit with my freshly pierced ears bearing diamond studs. As usual, I was relating with my nephew on common terms and enjoying the day. On the way out of the store, with our carriage laden with a plenitude of perishables, I jumped on the carriage to ride the downgrade to our car at the end of the parking lot. With my 15 year old nephew riding shotgun on the front of the carriage, we quickly accelerated to 15 mph on the downgrade while Joanne walked behind, pretending not to know us as we barreled downhill. Picking up speed, we passed a middle-age husband and wife walking toward the store. As Joanne approached the couple in passing, she notice the wife staring intently at me and remarked to her husband, "Did you see that...